Numle

It's a pro gamer that is talented at all games he touches

"How many quadra kills did Numle get this time?"

by NumleBumleDumleTrumleGumle May 6, 2021

The golden nurple

The act of twisting your partners nipple so hard that they scream out " I'm going super sayain!"

BITCH WIP OUT DEM Tig Ol Bitties I FINNA MAKE YOU SCREAM GIVE ME " THE GOLDEN NURPLE!"

by KINKY BALLZ "TS TS TS" February 8, 2020

Nurple Crab

The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins.

I just got Nurple Crabbed

by Offrey J June 17, 2006

purple nurple

A game that sadistic assholes play where the goal is to try to bruise someone's, usually a male's, nipple by twisting or pinching it.

I layed down an old-fashioned ass-whooping on my friend after he gave me a purple nurple.

by Energyman June 17, 2008

Nurgle

Nurgle is the God of Pestilence, Death and Decay. Nurgle is one of the Chaos Gods in the Warhammer: 40,000 universe. He leads thousands of rotting warriors into battle; most of which feel no pain. Nurgle is the sworn enemy of Tzeentch, God of Change.

Nurgle's army is infantry based, and relies on many squads of meat shields rather than small squads of elite men. As his meat shields feel no pain, the army is well dependant on their land warriors. Falling upon their enemy like a plague, the massive infantry units of Nurgle overwhelm the enemies of Chaos.

Nurgle's Death Guard is one of the most brutal Chaos armies ever.

by Mehro December 21, 2004

purple nurple

Twist, turn, pinch, pull, and every other action that can be done to a nipple in a minimal time, or all at once.

One of many things that a girl wishes upon her boyfriend when he is a jackass. That he will not find pleasure, but pain in them. Just for someone to twist them so hard that they moan, groan, cry, and almost die from the excrutiating feeling.

Or something that guys do to other guys that are walking around with their shirts off when it isnt even hot outside (but probably freezing).

"I'm going to purple nurple him so hard that he wont ever want to take his shirt off again"

by Juliet.xo January 29, 2009

Turd Nurgler

Noun: some one who partakes in sexual relations in a gay mans ass. Generally nurgling turds in the process.

That wierdo is such a turd nurgler.

by Dr. Face May 30, 2009