i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate

Indication of being very hungry indeed.

'I'm so hungry, I could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

colder than a nun's cunt

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 An object that cannot be made warm.

3 An inanimate object devoid of feeling or desire.

It felt colder than a Nun's Cunt.

by rnathenson October 9, 2009

Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).

Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.

by fpile September 12, 2010

Tighter than a nun's asshole.

Very tight. Allows nothing to pass through. invulnerable to penetration

This wine is tighter than a nun's asshole.
a nun is a woman who dedicates her life to the Catholic religion and marries Jesus, but is not allowed to love a man in real life, so people think nuns are very strict, unhappy, and tense. Tense people are sometimes constipated, meaning unable to defecate, or their asshole is blocked with something.

by jo3schmo3 May 3, 2009

Tighter then a nun's cunt

A term used to describe anything thats very tight, in a satirical manner, because nuns can't have sex, therefore there cunts would be tight. plus its fun to say, and it flows nice

Danm bro this fucking nail is tighter then a nun's cunt

by -_- _/(-_-)\_ November 8, 2020

dry as a nun's nasty

beer-less place. Aussie-speak.

Well, mate..get off yer sedentary butt and go get us some Foster's! This place is dry as a nun's nasty!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

colder than a nun's conundrum

1 Cold to the point of being painful.

2 So cold it effects the mind.

3 So cold that its answer involves a pun.

4 The use of the word "Conundrum" in this statement is a conundrum.

5 A more socially acceptable way to say "Colder than a Nun's Cunt".

It's colder than a Nun's conundrum out there!

by rnathenson October 9, 2009