numbtard

a dumb fuck that doesn't know that a faggot is a pile of sticks

That numbtard didn't know that the twigs were really called faggots.

by Nick February 8, 2003

Nubtard

Someone who is a fucking moron also see Fixx .

Omg, did you see that nubtard? what was his name? Fixx?

by Cheez March 22, 2003

nubtard

A AA/MoH player like Desant...

Desant you NUBTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tzan February 20, 2004

Nustard

The yellowish substance located between the anus and testicles. Nustard is caused by the improper technique of wiping back to front.

Nustard is caused by

My girlfriend likes to lick nustard off of me.

I need to shower to clean the nustard from my gooch.

by nustardking November 23, 2018

Numnard

One who doesn’t do something that would be funny or cool. Lame. Could doing something real fun but doesn’t. Doesn’t put on a Dino mask.

Wow she’s such a NUMNARD she doesn’t want to put on the Dino mask smh.

by Numnardsandnumnerds March 20, 2022

numnard

One who doesn’t do something that would be funny or cool. Lame really. Party pooper. Could do something real fun like put on a Dino mask but doesn’t do it.

She’s such a numnard she doesn’t want to put the Dino mask on.

by Numnardsandnumnerds March 20, 2022

Numbtard

Second definition: Somebody that is or does something so retarded that it makes you numb thinking about it.

This numbtard thought he could recreate a scene from a cartoon show.

by ThatShadyCharacter April 3, 2024