numbnuts

A complete and utter fucking moron.

That numbnuts just set his pecker on fire.

by Bejesus001 November 9, 2009

numbnuts

noun. A medical condition whereby the sufferer has restricted blood flow to the genital region due to having their head jammed up their own ass; expresses most frequently as a mental disorder, and, ironically, seems to have no limiting capacity on the reproductive qualities of the sufferer, frequently quite the opposite affect has been observed.

Person #1: "Goddammit! Why isn't this idiot turning right at this red light, there's nobody in his way?"

Person #2: "He's obviously a numbnuts."

by The Opster January 31, 2010

Mrs. Numbnuts

A disparaging term used to indicate that a woman is not functioning on all cylinders.

My mother, self-effacing comedian that she was, started to refer to herself as “Mrs. Numbnuts” as her cognition steadily declined.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

numbnuts

"num nutz"
1. a person or persons that possess very little knowledge, common sense, or skills.

2. Erik W. Heftie

by eric h August 9, 2003

numbnut

This word originated in the U.S, however, it's used in the U.K. as well. Most likely its use was born in the U.S. military, just as expressions like soup sandwich and jeep. Made popular in the movie, "Full Metal Jacket," when Hartman yells at Pyle.

"What is your major malfunction, numbnut?!"

by pedicabber April 22, 2005

numbnuts

A person who lacks some combination of common sense, intelligence, manners, or coolness.

What is your major malfunction numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

by Megaloman March 12, 2009

numbnuts

A fucking moron. See fucktard.

Came to prominence after Austin Powers (I forget which one).

A trillion is more than a billion, numbnuts.

by The Beer Baron October 7, 2004