Numb Nuts

How my nuts will feel after Ashley is done with them.

Ashley gave me such a good fucking, I now have Numb Nuts in my pants.

by Your daddy1232 January 29, 2012

Numb Nuts

A person that has been administered a lethal Injection to their testicular rejoin. Common after effects include loss of felling in your ball Bag.

Alternative - A person with very mental capacity or with the Itellect of a Ape.

Pat Kelner

by Joe Ninety December 21, 2003

Numb Nuts

Frozen Testicles

Ugh, I HATE it when I have numb nuts!

by jiffyjoff June 24, 2017

Numb Nuts

Those who think they’re sly robbing dudes.

Me: This piece of human garbage Timothy just stole from my autistic friend Austin.
Bro: Is Austin the one that has that gay truck?

Me: yeah, but Timothy’s a real Numb Nuts

by Hankcox November 05, 2019

Numb nuts

A light word for calling someone a fucktard.

Person 1: "Bill is a numb nuts"
Person 2: "why"
Person 1: "because he for got his phone at the pub"

by Death_ray_dan May 10, 2014

Numb nut

Used from coco melon a show for baby’s or autistic poepile meaning cute or looking like a snack

You numb nut get over here and let me eat you PUSSSY

by Mdervich June 12, 2022

no worries, numb nuts

A response to the australianism cheers big ears.

Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.

by Sam Whitehead March 13, 2008