Deez Nutz!

These Nuts!

Person 1: You want these?
Person 2: These? What?
Person 1: Deez Nutz! Ha, got ya!

by Lors April 20, 2015

Dez Nutz

A joke from snoop dogg off a mixtape

Did you talk to ol'boy today (who) Dez Nutz

by J_Mann November 10, 2009

deez nutz

A colloquial spike-strip engineered to derail coherent discourse.

"Hey yo, I think I see Mandy!"

Reply: "Mandy?"

"Yeah, Man Deeeez Nuts feel good on your chin"

by a testicle festival September 20, 2003

parkdeez nutz

To ask a girl for oral pleasure

you bitch, you better parkdeez nutz!

by JamesG July 20, 2006

Check Nutz

To take a look at the current situation and re-evaluate your actions

"WTF!? Tommy You better check nutz before I bust that bitch ass"

by Dan "Two Scoops" Garcia October 22, 2003

deez nutz

Two mysterious strangers

"Hey, did you see those two big guys "hangin' around" out front"

"Who?"

"Deeeeez Nutzzz!"

by Ace Greene January 10, 2004

sweez nutz

the hot shit. when something is very impressive. an adjective.

Yo, Shareef, that fool was actin all swole up, so i broke that nigga.

Shareef - SWEEZ NUTZ!!!

by lloyd christmas November 19, 2004