Used to describe an erection that you get from something that you never expected would give you an erection. Puts an official name to the infamous "surprise" boner.
Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.
Alternate definition: An erection that one WILL receive while watching Apollo Anton Ohno speed skate; it's inevitable.
"It was the weirdest thing. I went to flip the light switch and the static shock gave me a raging Oh-Noner. I had no idea I was even into that stuff!"
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Get the Oh-Noner mug.A Noner (said Non-er) is some one of no importance, or lack there of. It derived from "Non-Essential Personel". The term is slang used largly by united states military members to describe the vast number of people who work away from the direct mission at hand.
1) A noner can be a person that works in finance, behind a desk in the warmth of a office. Their biggest threat is a chance that the stappler may brake and a staple come screaming out into their eye.
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
2)"Anyone who does not work on the flight line is a noner"
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