novie

A "NOvie" is a movie you play during some intimate encounter (that no-one actually watches) to shield you from any uncomfortable silence.

Mike: "Jen came over last night so I popped in a novie and we talked till the mood struck right."

by sunbl00d September 4, 2011

novi

A town in Michigan. Named after the Number 6 train stop with absolutely nothing at it. Do to the notation, No. VI the town was named Novi.

The joke is that nobody stops at the number six stop. So No going to the number VI train stop.

(VI is 6 in roman numerals)

George: Want to go to Novi?
Molly: No.

by Raharu Haruha November 29, 2007

Novie

An ol' fart with a saggy ass and an extremely huge cock!

golly gee! you were pounded by a novie?

by jimmy88927 April 23, 2008

Novy

Can mean any of these two definitions

A: of or pertaining to someone who is a bad texter.
B: Someone who is in love with narwhals.

Example
A: Dammit Brandon you are such a Novy…
B: She’s not a cat women… she’s a novy

by undercoverasian August 29, 2013

novi

Derived from the word novice it refers to someone who is new to something or who has no skill whatsoever.

1. I just owned this novi twenty times, must be a niggy.
2. This novi made my hamburger wrong, obviously a chink.

by Elin October 8, 2005

Novi Sad

The most beautiful city in the balkans with nice and beautiful people and great food and great times.

Guy 1: Where are you from?
Guy 2: Novi Sad
Guy 1: DAAAAAAAAMMMM you're lucky

by srbija4ever October 20, 2008

The Novy Special

When you are sitting in a closet watching your friend fuck his girlfriend while you are masturbating. Right before you cum, you jump out of the closet and cum on his girlfriends face and proceed to leave the room in a fast and orderly manner.

I was at a party and gave my best friends girlfriend The Novy Special.

!!.......Sorry Skeezer.....!!

by bo May 13, 2005