notifailcation

(note-a-fail-cay-shun) when an application on your phone fails to alert you in a timely manner, if at all, of an action taken by another person. Pertaining to Facebook, Words with Friends, or any other application where a well-timed or relevant response is a must.

Keith: Dude, it's been your turn for hours, why haven't you played a word yet?

Chris: Man, I never got the notifailcation!

by ChrisMizzo July 13, 2011

Samsung notification sound

A notification sound usually from a Samsung phone. It seems innocent until, almost every kid in a school makes this freaking noise. They hum the tone, in a usually annoying tone. Usually that's just it, but they combine it with the burger king foot lettuce guy tone and amogus sus memes, it becomes a trigger sound. Otherwise, it's just a notification.

Guy 1: *hums the samsung notification sound*
Guy2: *just fine
Guy1: Sus, buger king foot lettuce, etc and samsung notification sound
Guy 1: Get out of my head x10000

by Starcup May 19, 2021

notification insomnia

When you're not able to get to sleep because you're waiting for a text message or some other form of electronic communication.

Terri: How did you sleep last night?
Ali: Not that great. I had notification insomnia because James is in Afghanistan and I was waiting to hear from him.

by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019

notification sickness

when one gets fed up with getting notifications on facebook because of a conversation going on under their status even though wat they are talking about may have nothing to do with them.

ZACK is not feeling well.
Timmy- oh im sry
jane- Me 2
Timmy- Oh hey jane wats up?
Jane- nm u wanna chill this weekend
Timmy- yeah definately hows ur grandma?
30 NOTIFICATIONS LATER....
Zack- STFU already!!!
THAT IS NOTIFICATION SICKNESS^

by Zack Verbit April 16, 2009

notificaptive

When one becomes a captive to their notifications, to the point where the parameters of one's life are largely dictated by the sounds emanating from their smart device. Captivity may be obvious and overt but more often is like an animal raised in a zoo - recognisable to the outside observer but not by the captive themselves.

Ollie: Hey did you not see my message?
Teddy: No I didn't as I was doing something intentional which was not, at the time, intentionally checking messages
Ollie: Dude what are you talking about?
Teddy: I'm talking about not being a notificaptive like you are

by thegiwi August 17, 2018

Notistic

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

notification elation

the temporary high achieved when you receive an abnormally large number of facebook notifications

Note: the notification can be due to real activity on your profile (such as a picture comment or wall post), fake activity on your profile (such as a group of people having a conversation on one of your photos), or no activity (such as a friend used an annoying application like "compare people" and you were notified for some reason)

I got extreme notification elation when I logged onto my facebook and saw that 78 people had commented on my newly posted picture... I had no idea that many people looked at my albums!!

I was happy to the point of notification elation when 53 notifications popped up on my facebook homepage--but I was majorly disappointed when I saw that all of them were because some bitch tagged me in a shitload of random photos.

by DanaCath February 20, 2009