norster

A combintion of "Norman" and the suffix "trickster". A weeb, a game addict, and a sweaty gamer.

You little Norster, get back to work.

by NotNorster August 23, 2022

Nordstromsss

Noun- safety word used by Nordstrom employees when attempting to get fired because the high-pressure commission environment, under-appreciation, long hours in stilettos, tight skirts, fake nails, fake smiles and fake customer service make you want to die.

Lara- "Thank you for calling Nordstromsss, this is Lara."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroM. You're fired!"

Lara-"Nordstromsss would be more than happy to return that Gap sweatshirt for you because I'm sure you bought it here."
Manager-"Lara, you work at NordstroMmmmm. Return that, then YOU'RE FIRED!!!"

by NoLongerANordieGirl October 27, 2009

Norms

Everyone who is not willing to:
Think for, or be themselves.

Deriving from the word ‘Normal’
While normal has traditionally been considered to be a good thing to be; traditionally people have also clearly been fucktards; just look around you, we have fucked the planet that we live on, not real bright eh!!

Norms are everywhere

You don’t have to ‘dare to be different’; if you do that you are just another norm
Be whoever you are (unless you are a Bogan; way too many Bogans out there already)
Stand up for what you believe in
Dress how you want to dress
Listen to the music that you like
Don’t follow or make trends
Give a fuck by not giving a fuck
Express yourself (no, not like Madonna; like you!!)

Tuesday 06/01/2009

by Luke Warm January 6, 2009

Norsworthy Cock Punch

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.

Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"

by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010

Norksalorky

Exclamation upon witnessing a very buxom female.

Gentleman No1 "Look at the tits on that"
Gentleman No2 "NORKSALORKY"

by Eric Cartman Snr December 13, 2007

Norasus

Cross between a Norwall and a Unicorn. Not the same as a pegacorn / unigus.

The norasus flew overhead.

by NeoBolt October 4, 2015

norisya

Type of a shy person with strangers. But when it comes to her siblings and friends, she talks and giggles alots. She is a quite unpredictable person. Personally, she is cute just the way she are.

I love to be Norisya's friend, she is very kind but naughty at the same time!

by notabigdealloh December 27, 2016