NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL 

WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY

MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!

NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 2, 2011

Norwegian Wood 

Used often to describe the erection of a strapping young Norwegian.

Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.

Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.

Norwegian Wood by poja December 5, 2004

Norwegian Keel 

the Norwegian keel is the female version of the Dutch Rudder or Belgian Rudder where the partner supplies the hand and the woman supplies the torque or movement.

Let's watch those hot chicks get their Norwegian Keel on

Norwegian Keel by Norwegian Keel August 30, 2016

Norwegian Diet 

A strict diet of cigarettes, black coffee, and chocolate. The diet of most fisherman who are up for days at a time. See deadliest catch.

We still have 200 more pods to put out, luckily I'm on the Norwegian Diet and will be up for a few more days!

Norwegian Diet by TAWD DUKE October 28, 2008

Norwegian Torchblower 

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face. Word.

Charlie got arrested for pulling off a Norwegian torchblower.

Norwegian Torchblower by Bohn Kwii Kwii October 26, 2010

Norwegian Hammer 

Before the sex has begun, the female lays down and spreads her legs wide open. The male then steps back about 15-20 ft and gets a running start before penetration. If desired target is missed, you're not norwegian.

This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.

"The Norwegian Hammer is quite the rush!"

"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."

"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"

Norwegian Hammer by Paul Bunyon July 27, 2006

Norwegia 

1. Where dumbshits think norwegians are from.

2. Norwegian without the n.

Dood: Those godamned norwegians need to go back to fucking Norwegia!
Norwegian: Norway
Dood: What was that?
*The norwegian beats the shit out of the random ass guy*

Norwegia by Dr. Crowley May 22, 2009