fish: hello i live in norway

person: let me eat you
by norwayman April 11, 2021
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The most awesome place in the world! Kick-ass scenry and hottest babes you can find! Norwiegans are as nice as Minnesotans, as badass as californians, and as thin as Coloradians.
GUY1- The US economy is colapsing! What do we do!?

GUY2- Go to Norway! duh!

GUY1- Ohh...yeah why didnt i think of that?

GUY2- Because you voted for Obama, idiot!
by istalkforcashsucks December 2, 2009
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A very awesome place to grow up in, but has rather cold weather, Bondevik as Prime minister, and more computer-illiterate people than you can shake a ram-stick at.

Still, though, you gotta love it.
So, wanna go to spain?
Fuck no, I wanna stay in Norway.
by Zei_Kirin February 22, 2004
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The land of gnomes and trolls!

(The Book Of Mormon's description of Norway)
Nick: Hey man! I'm gonna go to on a trip to Norway soon, can you tell me something about Norway?
John: You know what they say, Norway is the land of gnomes and trolls.
Nick: Thank you!
by SoyBacon February 26, 2020
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A Place Where a lot of white People live. You can find a Hotdog almost anywhere and cheese.
Norway is a barren hotdog land: 3P
by Ut mum February 25, 2019
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A very cool place that has a lot of cool history. It is a little expensive to go there but it is worth it.
Norway is awesome
by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 22, 2019
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You can always tell a Norwegian, but you can't tell them much
by brahmabull May 17, 2007
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