Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.
Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"
Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"
Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"
Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"
Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"
by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013
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by nigracock April 4, 2010
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1. an individual whom you know closely, such as a friend, partner, or co-worker, who wants mutual sexual intercourse without the relationship involved
see also: friend with benefits
see also: friend with benefits
by Atticus89 December 6, 2009
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2. A totally bitchin' dude that owns you.
2. A totally bitchin' dude that owns you.
by Dr. Greene July 18, 2004
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Get the wookie nookie mug.Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.
JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?
DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.
JA: What would you give her out of ten?
DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.
JA: What would you give her out of ten?
DE: She was a solid eight, bro.
by DEpps February 1, 2010
Get the Nookie Number mug.Norking is the ancient art of not really working while giving the illusion that one is productive. Norkers, or experts in the field, meet regularly to refine this skill - and are covetous about acquiring new techniques (rarely shared of course.)
You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!
You can instantly spot a norker in the crowd. They tend to be giddy happy - and rarely talk work!
In at 10:15 today. My daughters have a two hour delay this morning. I'll be in after taking them to school. Just finished the last breakfast and now norking from home until then.
by Paul Laibach February 5, 2004
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