noobarrhea

A medical condition which can only infect a noob. It is kind of like gonorrhea and diarrhea, only it happens to noobs when they are pwned.

I pwned noobs so badly last night that they contracted noobarrhea

by banjofred101 February 7, 2006

noobafied

When a rookie (usually in a virtual game) defeats an experienced player.

Dude you got noobafied

by Dare Lorenzo December 13, 2007

noobcake

From new (with b as in freebie). + (keyk) = "noobcake"

~Noun

--breaking down the definitions--

NOOB: a newcomer or novice, esp. an inexperienced user of the Internet or of computers in general.

CAKE: a sweet, baked, breadlike food, made with or without shortening, and usually containing flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, eggs, and liquid flavoring.

EXPLAINATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobcake" (when referring to a person) are virtually the same, the use of "cake" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness".

GENERAL USE:

"Damn, that guy is a real noobcake."

SPECIFIC USE:

"Jonathan is the biggest noobcake I have ever met."

by Infandus December 15, 2008

Noobalator

(Adj)

1.) Someone who portrays the essence of a Noob.

"Danny is such a fucking Noobalator, he has no idea of whats going on!"

by Lagrungie07 October 2, 2007

Noobasarus Rex

A new player in a video game.Lack of skills.Short playtime.No knowlegde of controls.

"You should've never let him played.He never played before.He's a noobasarus rex"

by Mac1598 March 25, 2009

nooble

A product that aims at evoking a particular but elusive sensory experience, wanted by all, known by few. (Contrary to previous definitions, "nooble" has nothing to do with the word "noob" and is not a sexual activity or practice.)

—"Excuse me, I'd like the noobles soup, please."
"Don't you mean 'noodle'"?
—"No. Noobles. Happiness = nooble."
"Okay. That'll be $4.95."

by Sexicographer June 27, 2013

Noobda

The Hindi derogatory version of noob. What 11 year olds scream at ppl who don't knife in CS:GO.

Abbbeeee saale noobde knife karna saale. Noobda hai tu gawar.

by Slippy slip May 28, 2018