noobass

Somebody who is both a noob (new at something, incompetent at a particuar job etc noob/newbie) and somebody you don't like.

It can also be used to describe someone that is partial to sammarksing.

Hey noobass, out of the way!

OR

Hey, let me just beat this noobass and we can get going.

OR

Did you see that guy? He was such a noobass!

by Dr R Gurudwaras May 22, 2008

noobdom

The place where hopeless noobs remain until the end of time.

Strive for glory, but if you only achieve happy noobdom, be satisfied.

by Master 1.3.3.7. May 23, 2007

nooblander

Similar to zoolander but when playing a video game that they are not good at they are a nooblander.

That guy playing BF1942 is so bad he is a nooblander.

by Rynobig July 6, 2007

Noobalie

A girl with the name Natalie who is a noob.

Noobalie, go away.

by vballgirl100100 April 9, 2011

Noobasaurus

Someone who is so far behind in experience that they are a pre-historic n00b; Fossilized and discovered commonly known today as a n00b0sourus.

Noob Nerd: "Hey guys! what does "1337" mean?!?!

Ub3r Nerd: "OMG, STFU noobosaurus!"

by Nick & Kyle May 13, 2005

noobaphobia

The fear or dislike of noobs. (see noob)

I leave internet chat rooms as soon as noobs come on, as I have noobaphobia.

by Firestarter001 January 8, 2008

noobgasm

A noob who is screaming in excitement while reading some obsolete, obvious or outdated information about hacking, cracking, phreaking or just geek stuff is most likely experiencing a noobgasm. He seems to have found the greatest source of wisdom and power but in reality he just stumbled over essential information.

Noobgasms are happening pretty often on sites like digg.com.

"Whoooo MAN!!! I've found the complete documentation of the mail protocol on a page called RFC 821 on a site that looks like it has confidential information on it!! THAT'S SOOOOOO COOOOL!!!! AHHH... AAAAAHHHHHH... COOOOOL". The guy screaming and laughing and giggling like hell is having one of his first noobgasms.

by th3h0bbit September 13, 2006