nonogamy

1. An exclusive and ostensibly romantic relationship that is devoid of sex. Typically, it is because one partner witholds due to emotional distance or other non-sexual reasons, but still expects the other to not stray.

2. A sarcastic reference to modern monogamy in the developed world where sex is marginalized or disappears in a marriage in favor of career, child rearing, bills, fatigue and other domestic issues.

When the subject of Paul's cheating came up at the marriage counselor, he sharply retorted "Denise had a 2 -year headache. She didn't want monogamy, she wanted nonogamy, and that's not what I signed up for when I married her."

by J Philip January 2, 2009

Nooka Horse

An exclamation of unfairness. Similar to "Bull Shit".

Man, that was nooka horse!

by Luke Barbour July 11, 2006

nooka

your best friend or sometimes referred to as "babygirl"
someone you are closer than anyone to

Girl 1: Hun, you're my bestie
Girl 2: No one says that anymore. It's lame.
Girl 1: oh..
Girl 2: But that's why I love you nooka

by mackayay June 14, 2008

nooka

the mexican version of nigga

african: yo nigga
mexican: yo nooka

by ace May 24, 2004

noonka

someone who does nothing right, a useless piece of crap... its monday morning everyday for this person.

oh no!! adam cockfield is such a noonka!

by carnifolk March 4, 2009

Nooka Horse

Not fair, shouldn't have happened. Similar to "BullShit"

Man, that is Nooka Horse!

by Luke Barbour September 5, 2008

nookah

nigga or bredin

yo, nookah, what are YOU saying? oh, you're reaching country and dre's today? that's fine!

by destra November 8, 2003