Nonce

The second stage of being a dick. Between an asshole (1st stage) and cunt (3rd stage).

Person 1: I'm a clever kid who does my homework on the day it's due and the teacher's best friend.
Person 2: Fuck u. That's what makes you a god damn nonce.

by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

Nonce

Someone who enjoys touching little boys and girls.

I don't want candy, you nonce

by Cvleb March 22, 2019

Nonce

Gus is a nonce
He likes little girls

Oi look at gus, what’s he doing with that little girl? HE MUS BE A NONCE!

by GusIsNonce October 9, 2019

Nonce

Someone who picks up under 16s at bars.

Dan picked up a 15 year old last night, what a nonce.

by Bjf713 October 27, 2017

Nonce

A term usually used by kids in the UK to describe someone as an idiot or a silly person

Kid 1: What the hell man!
Kid 2: I'm sorry! I don't know what I was thinking.
Kid 1: That's the point, you didn't think! you stupid nonce.
Kid 2: ...a what?
Kid 1: You know, as in an idiot, duh!
Kid 2: ...

by Pseudo-what? October 10, 2018

Nonce

A nonce is a random or semi-random number that is generated for a specific use. It is related to cryptographic communication and information technology (IT).

The term stands for "number used once" or "number once" and is commonly referred to as a cryptographic nonce.

by Crypto Man July 3, 2022

Nonce

Shannon Briggs

How do I say “let’s go champ” in your language

“I am a nonce”

by Nonce Briggs November 22, 2019