The big and bulky phones that were produced by Nokia from the 1990s up to the smartphone era, such as the legendary Nokia 3310. Nokia is known for producing smartphones that are very durable, but the Nokia Bricks trump them in every way. Move out of the way iPhones, with your pathetically weak screens! The Nokia Bricks are in town to prove that the Earth will crack apart before their screens do!
Kid: Dad, I dropped my iPhone and now it's got a broken screen!
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
Dad: You should have swapped your iPhone for a Nokia Brick.
by UltramanVectis October 15, 2015
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It is part of the ultrabasic line of phones, characterized by it's low price and low amount of functions.
People who use a Nokia 1100 will either:
- Not have enough money for a more expensive phone
- Only want to use their phone for calling and SMSing
The Nokia 1100 is one of the best selling consumer electronics devices in the world.
It also has a built-in flashlight, activated by pressing the C button.
It is part of the ultrabasic line of phones, characterized by it's low price and low amount of functions.
People who use a Nokia 1100 will either:
- Not have enough money for a more expensive phone
- Only want to use their phone for calling and SMSing
The Nokia 1100 is one of the best selling consumer electronics devices in the world.
It also has a built-in flashlight, activated by pressing the C button.
- What phone do you have?
* A Nokia 1100
- Can it take pictures?
* No
- Can it surf the web?
* No
- Can it do anything?
* Yes! /presses C and blinds - with the flashlight
* A Nokia 1100
- Can it take pictures?
* No
- Can it surf the web?
* No
- Can it do anything?
* Yes! /presses C and blinds - with the flashlight
by fishmeester September 9, 2007
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by Edwin Marshall April 6, 2008
Get the Chuck Norii mug.The Nokia 3310 is clearly better than any smartphone/iPhone that has ever existed. Internet legend says that the Nokia 3310 is used to break down doors, crack open coconuts, self-defence and breaking people's faces during a robbery. The Nokia 3310 is also used in London to stop trains and double-decker buses from colliding. Buying the 3310 (instead of the IP7) can also save you 9 months' worth of fresh chicken, giving you a lot of protein and a lot of strength. Internet Legend also says that it can be used for pleasuring oneself with its vibrating feature.
(1) Sup m8.
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
(2) Heeeeey! Check out my new iPhone 7 plus
(1) WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'M DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU.
(2) Wh-what's wrong with that?...
(1)You bought something worth 10 times your grocery bill. DO YOU NOT WANT TO BUY CHICKEN AND FEED, AND PROTECT YOURSELF?! WHY NOT BUY THE NOKIA 3310?!
(2) but it's shiny and it's got cool apps like iMovie...
(1) Son, listen. You need to check the internet more often. The 3310 beats your iPhone in every way. It's surface is harder than the cement that was used to create the Empire State Building!!
(2) but...
(1) Throw it into the trash. NOW.
(2) but mom said...
(1) JUST DO IT !!!
(2) kk
by ThenewURL January 16, 2017
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Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.
They sell more handsets than anyone else.
The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.
Nokia sells mainly "candybar" type phones marketed to techy nerdular types, however they sell handsets in the extreme low end (1100) and the extreme high end (Vertu) of the market.
They sell more handsets than anyone else.
The Nokia name is impossible to pronounce correctly in English because there are sounds in it that don't exist in English.
by someone January 28, 2005
Get the Nokia mug.When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
by XeonNyle April 5, 2010
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Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Adapted from the events led to acquisition of Finnish mobile phone maker "Nokia" by the the giant U.S. software corporation Microsoft for a relatively small price; during which Stephen Elop who was the CEO of Nokia, played the role of a Trojan Horse through series of sabotages within Nokia (e.g. adoption of Windows Phone OS instead of more popular Android) which resulted in Nokia's downfall in three years. Upon completion of his duty as a "Nokian"(modern day Trojan), Stephen Elop was awarded 25,000,000$ by the Microsoft.
Stephen Elop was a "Nokian Horse". He became the CEO of Nokia and then destroyed it from the inside in favor of Microsoft.
by Alantras September 20, 2013
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