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noah get the boat

'noah get the boat' is an expression based the Abrahamic idea of 'Noah's Ark', where Noah boards an Ark with a few humans and animals and leave the rest of humanity to die in a destructive flood. The statement is often used when a person sees something so horrible or cursed that they feel like wiping out humanity and starting anew.
Person A: "Have you heard? A man apparently got his sister pregnant during a party."
Person B: "noah get the boat"
by mintansea March 8, 2021
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NOGAF

an acronym standing for "No One Gives a Fuck". It comes from the common no life facebook post, in which any good samaritan should kindly relay the message that no one cares.

The comment is geared towards but not limited to; vague posts on how the night was, what they ate, some dumb philosophy on relationships, and the hot new person they are into. If a post looks like a plead for attention just post NOGAF
Girl on FB:Depressing night :(
Good Samaritan:NOGAF

Girl on FB: god this always happens to me:(
Good Samaritan: NO GAF
by Bill Ruthersbe IV August 20, 2012
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Noah jupe

One of the most cutest and nicest people in n earth. When you see them your heart melts Andy your heart hurts with joy
Noah jupe:what’s up
Me:🥰🥰🥰😘
by syperia December 7, 2019
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noah boat

The video editor, of loveliveserve. He also makes. Noah boat or his real name Noah Taitano, is half white and half Hawaiian. He's realll fine too.
Yo Noah Boat's editing skills are clean
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Noahfinnce

The best trans YouTuber you will ever find, all content will be amazing and will entertain you at all times
Noahfinnce is the best YouTuber
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Noah Pantoja

He is a good friend sometimes but is super weird and touchy. He has problems sometimes but that still makes him a human. I can Literally expose him if he tries to expose me. He knows my secrets and always has my back.
People: Noah Pantoja is so annoying
Me: . . .
Them: How are you friends with him?
Me: because he is not as annoying as you think dumbass
by halo lowis May 23, 2022
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noahsexual

Hannah: I’m in love with Noah.

Robert: that mean you are Noahsexual
by Loserxxbb January 1, 2021
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