noff crime

a surprising, unexpected event occuring to someone, where reason says that the person being acted upon would not enjoy the outcome of such an unexpected event; on the contrary, the viewer is rewarded with the elated, welcoming reaction from the actee as the unexpected event unfolds. May be used outside of sexual contexts.

EXAMPLE #1:
Bill: dude... i totally stuck it up her ass last night! and she liked it!! i thought she would hate me...

Ted: whoa... what a total noff crime.

EXAMPLE #2:
:::Protagonist dictating joyously to the on-site Reporter:::

Protagonist: "I am entirely grateful to the city workers who broke that water mane that completely destroyed my backyard by flooding it! I would have never found out that Jimmy Hoffa was buried there! I'm currently in auction on eBay for the highest bidder for his casket! 43 MILLION DOLLARS, HERE I COME!!"

:::Reporter gives vain, hypocritical, empty smile to Protagonist:::

Reporter: ... what a noff crime...

by ez 1ostin:tr4Nslation October 18, 2009

Nofie

With new cell phones ability to take pictures by holding a certain gesture and prompt the camera to start a count down timer, a Nofie is a No-handed-selfie. A picture of ones self with the illusion that the photo was taken by someone else.

Person 1: Dude nice picture on Facebook of you at the gym, who took that?
Person 2: Don't tell anyone but it was a nofie I just set my phone on the weight rack
Person 1: Oh... that's gay....

selfie egotistical phone picture

by KensuckyKlondike June 15, 2016

Nefferbilly

1. The skin on the back of your knee-cap.
2. A black version of the monsters from "Where the Wild Things Are."

3. A slang term for a blue African Avatar that smells and emutes juices
4. The act of acting like a baby

1. Yo, I can see your nefferbilly.
2. Watch out! There's a herd of nefferbillies coming!
3. Sandra, you reaked today, did a nefferbilly get to you?
4. Joey, you need to stop acting like a nefferbilly before I hit you.

by M&R Productions. March 31, 2010

Noffer

To Get Noffed or to take Noff means getting high. Noff being the word for weed and a Noffer being a stoner.

Bradley -"Dude I'm so high right now!"

Giles-"Your a complete Noffer!"

by The Noffer September 24, 2011

neffed

To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone
also Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.

Dude! you just got Neffed up the A! or
You were really neffed when you walked in on your girlfriend cheating on you.

by alex neff January 2, 2008

noffin

1.same word as nothing but you either have a muffin, or something in you mouth when being said.
2. what is said by a three year old

1."noffin." he said as food was falling out of his mouth
2."i didnt say noffin momma."

by Quazy21 May 25, 2009

noffice

A person whose presence in an office is questionable or even bizarre.

That fool is a noffice.

by hiebert May 27, 2006