A "Noel" is a seemingly odd person on the outside. She tends to fart and burp, but is immune to drooling when asleep. However, a "Noel" has the characterstics of a Lion, or in spanish, "
LEON" (yes that is NOEL spelled backwards). For example, when she is asleep, she
may growl like a
leon and then pounce on a innocent bystander completely unconscious.
Despite this seemgingly irate behavior, a "Noel" is like a marshmallow on the inside. No... that does not
mean she is full of sugary goodness nor does it mean she is part "smore", but rather, the metaphor describes her as a
soft, kind, caring person. LIKE THE MICHELIN TIRE MAN (who actually does seem to be made of marshmallows... fancy that).
There is also a phenomenon that is present in a "Noel". A "Noel"
will typically make her own belongings vanish. Scientists are unsure of why or how certain belongings get lost, but empirical evidence has shown that a Noel
will lose any one item at least once a month. This phenomenon has stymied researchers at Harvard and Yale, and the National Science
Society is planning to make a new branch of science called, "Noelology".
A "Noel" has often been used to describe something sublimely
awesome.
As a
noun... "That girl is such a NOEL!"
In the present-
progressive tense (Noellin' instead of
Ballin')... "Dude, that's so noellin'"