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NubRocket

A person who spams newblwerfer rocket in the game company of heroes and then destroys all of your units and or structures and is also a noob at company of heroes
guy: dude wtf your newblewefer shot at my units
other guy: lol
guy: your such a nubrocket
by darklord February 14, 2008
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Nobjockey

Nobjockey (Nobbus Jockiarus) is the staple insult used by only the finest and sophisticated individuals.

It refers to someone who likes riding 10-inch titans in their spare time, rather than being social. They usually make jokes about your mother 24/7 just to cover up their eternal sadness and the severe lack of a father figure in their life.

They also tend to smoke and then un-ironically brag about it because they think it makes then a sex symbol, when in reality, it just gives them lung cancer.

How to spot a Nobjockey.

Here are some common characteristics of a Nobjockey to help you stay away from their abysmally stupid personality.

1. North Face Jacket
2. Black Nike Air Force 1s
3. Any form of Stone Island clothing (you're really paying that much for a compass badge on your arm you twit)
4. Own a pitbull
5. Play Call of Duty Warzone all day
6. Has 5 teeth
7. Greasy hair
8. Has taken any form of land management or agriculture courses at school or college.
"Henry just bought a Geekbar, what a Nobjockey"
by Rhetorical answer May 11, 2022
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Nibrock

A notorious Overwatch player, known best for cheating on Widowmaker, flaming people in text chat who don’t always deserve it, never speaking in voice chat but blames his teammates for being uncoordinated, and never accepting responsibility when he plays like dogshit.
“Bro, Nibrock is cheating, please report.”
“Nibrock, uninstall.”
I can’t believe I just deranked because of Nibrock”
by whateven12345 April 27, 2023
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Nobrosk

Nobrosk a term to define "smelly deliquents" on video games.
"That guy is such a Nobrosk"
by You a Nebronskay May 18, 2025
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