virus

One of the worst things a computer can get. Usually caused by downloading junk. It'll email your grandmother all of your porn. It's going to make your computer screen freeze. It'll invest your cash in stock to Euro Disney. It can also do many other things. Remember to also not open any emails with the subject "stinky cheese".

"Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! Forward this message on to everybody!"

by Nodog438 May 02, 2014

Virus

Something on your computer that will make anyone rage quit.

(Gets a virus)
Oh, hey look there's a FUCKING- (proceeds to smash computer)

by H4k0rz June 23, 2018

virus

Something stupid people get when they use Outlook or Internet Explorer

Hey Look Outlook is installing another "attachment"

by CptnObvious999 April 28, 2005

Virus

What an unprotected windows-based computer will have within 35 seconds of connecting to the internet.

I just installed Windows XP, and before I could even update I got a virus.

by Scarab November 30, 2004

virus

the excuse you give your mom when she catches you jerking off while watching shrek porn.

my pants started slipping off when i got this virus on my computer.

by one big crispy sock February 21, 2018

Virus

an internet whore/hoe

-Yo son what you do today.
-Nuthin much just finished talkin to this VIRUS on aim and we bout to go run a train on that bitch, you down??
-Hell yea ma nigga. Be ther in like 10 minutes.. Payce
-P Pay Payce

by NeverDUN March 29, 2007

virus

a medical euphemism meaning "we don't know what the fuck you have" and/or "we're too lazy to find out"

Patient: "I've been running a 104-degree fever for six days. I'm throwing up, coughing up green gunk, and I can't take it anymore. Give me some meds!"

Doctor: "Hmmm... it sounds like a virus. Go home, take some Nyquil and Pepto and come back and see us next week if you're still having symptoms. Don't forget to pay your copay on the way out."

by dufininwurdz May 05, 2014