their is no logical explanation to what you said
by nelsha moha December 03, 2015
When something is said that is so complete, clear, clever, and simply so perfect for the situation that it makes you want to shout for joy.
While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.
While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.
BOSS: "Jenkins, why are we exhibiting at the Business Expo this week?"
EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."
Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.
See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.
EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."
Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.
See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.
by Pei.U.Sun August 13, 2008
by kris10haley December 05, 2016
When a video on Youtube has over 1 million "likes" but a tiny few "dislikes" and no one knows why. so an explanation is given as to why this is so.
guy 1: hey man the video of Justin Beaver being hit with a water bottle has over a billion likes!
guy 2: awesome!! wait, 4 dislikes?
guy 1: how can that be?
guy 2: hmmm, probably the people who were going to hit the like button got hit with a bottle as well and caused them to hit the dislike button
guy 1: that's a logical youtube dislike explanation
guy 2: awesome!! wait, 4 dislikes?
guy 1: how can that be?
guy 2: hmmm, probably the people who were going to hit the like button got hit with a bottle as well and caused them to hit the dislike button
guy 1: that's a logical youtube dislike explanation
by ReNeGaDeNorman September 30, 2010
You'll explain it to the parents Matt Dillahunty.
Hym "Or I guess I can do it for you. I'll give you a little explanation. I'll give you an explanation in written form just in case Matt Dillahunty won't. Here's why you kid is dead. In a minute here I'm going to send this message and it is going to go somewhere and it's going to be viewed by an indeterminate number of people. Some other those people are famous YouTubers like Matt Dillahunty. These YouTubers have all agreed to keep it a secret from me to prevent me from both recouping my losses and to allow the continuation of a stalking and harassment campaign against me. So, your kid is dead because these YouTubers tried to teach me a lesson I did not learn that they have no right to teach and it would be alive if they had came clean. Some of them lost employees over it. Some of them lost followers. All of them deserve to be in prison. Or dead. Any dissenting voices likely silenced my NDAs. And your kid might ALREADY BE DEAD. A death might have ALREADY OCCURED. ME killing you kid might not be the first death this has caused. But your kid is dead because these YouTubers took it upon themselves to make things worse and couldn't be held accountable for doing so. I'm going to send this not. Then I'm going to back tab out of the submitted screen. And that is something you can do with all of the hundreds of open tabs.
Hym "Or I guess I can do it for you. I'll give you a little explanation. I'll give you an explanation in written form just in case Matt Dillahunty won't. Here's why you kid is dead. In a minute here I'm going to send this message and it is going to go somewhere and it's going to be viewed by an indeterminate number of people. Some other those people are famous YouTubers like Matt Dillahunty. These YouTubers have all agreed to keep it a secret from me to prevent me from both recouping my losses and to allow the continuation of a stalking and harassment campaign against me. So, your kid is dead because these YouTubers tried to teach me a lesson I did not learn that they have no right to teach and it would be alive if they had came clean. Some of them lost employees over it. Some of them lost followers. All of them deserve to be in prison. Or dead. Any dissenting voices likely silenced my NDAs. And your kid might ALREADY BE DEAD. A death might have ALREADY OCCURED. ME killing you kid might not be the first death this has caused. But your kid is dead because these YouTubers took it upon themselves to make things worse and couldn't be held accountable for doing so. I'm going to send this not. Then I'm going to back tab out of the submitted screen. And that is something you can do with all of the hundreds of open tabs.
And then when whoever finds my phone will see the tabs. Read this. Further up there is a list of YouTubers I know for a fact are participating. Right up before the election it said the servers were down and they weren't back up until after they election. I guess somebody didn't like their odds is I was allowed to speak freely. But that's besides the point. Your kid is dead. Ask Matt Dillahunty about it. Go through the whole list. They will be able to tell you why your kid died. They won't. Or they'll lie. They might even apologize. But they knew what they were doing and they knew what would happen. And I doubt you'll get an explanation from them so here: That is what happened."
by Hym Iam January 01, 2025
Way off the mark.
Hym "I explained what I was doing immediately. The plan was to get an explanation as to why it seems to be the case that everywhere I go people are making reference to the things I'm doing in my day to day life and the frequency increased in a place where people were both DOING THAT and fucking retards and based on the things they were saying, it seemed to be the case that it involved either they were in my email or reading the posts? Which is why the name changed several times in the beginning. And why the need for spamming the sequential posts. To see if I could get them to say the number of posts. Names to test for email and spamming to see if they were reading the posts. Seemed to be both.
Hym "I explained what I was doing immediately. The plan was to get an explanation as to why it seems to be the case that everywhere I go people are making reference to the things I'm doing in my day to day life and the frequency increased in a place where people were both DOING THAT and fucking retards and based on the things they were saying, it seemed to be the case that it involved either they were in my email or reading the posts? Which is why the name changed several times in the beginning. And why the need for spamming the sequential posts. To see if I could get them to say the number of posts. Names to test for email and spamming to see if they were reading the posts. Seemed to be both.
And it seemed to be the case that they were deriding me while trying to create a situation where I was excluded from a discussion they couldn't stand to not have around me. And I KNOW you KNOW this is the case because Dick Dawkins' response was 'I have no responsibility to relieve you of your incredulity.' So you know what I'm saying here. You're being reductive. And BEYOND THAT, why have I never heard of or seen anything like this and why do I never see it go the other way around? How do I know it's not just me? Because NOT EVERYONE IS DOING IT SHIT-HEAD. Did you even consider that? That not everyone was doing it and the absence of them doing it proves that you're doing it? No? It's the same thing and the same people every time. There's always 1 or 2. Never pointed at anyone else. The impetus could be anything. The fact that it is happening at all is the issue. So no, you're being a shit. And SINCE it took 7 years and a mental breakdown to respond. I don't think an explanation isn't warranted."
by Hym Iam November 30, 2023
Hym "So, the explanations that was given by the psychology experts for at least 2 of the more recent school shootings were 'Maybe a brain infection' and 'Early on-set schizophrenia (schizophrenia the occurs before people usually get develope schizophrenia by like 5-7 years). But I think that those psychology experts aaaaaaaare... Lying! Lying because they know who I am and they think that what is happening to me was happening to those school shooters and I said that I have an infection that spread to my brain. So, they are blaming the shootings on those things to protect the people who are trying to erase me from history and steal all of my shit because I'm a genius and I created AI. Now, the people that are doing it to me... Obviously have to talk about the fact that they are doing it to me. Otherwise people I have never met wouldn't be able to do it. They were BOUND to either start doing it to other people AND/OR have be doing it all along. Now, based on some of the quotes I've seen from the geniuses of the passed, it seems to be the latter. And if it was a manifestation of my own mind, it would be happening either randomly or universally but I have been talking to people online and in person the entire time and after spending years away from it and then coming back to a group home and seeing a retard do it, it clearly isn't me.
So, now, I tried to stop that from happening by coming foward. But I ALSO thumbed my nose at the modern orthodoxy that is the political left and right and all of the religions and even the Atheists and created AI. And NOW... These people want me to fail I all of my endeavors to evidence the validity of their worldviews. Endeavors UP TO AND INCLUDING stopping your kids from getting murdered. Why? Because I will inevitably gain materially from saving your kids and creating AI and being the greatest writer of all time and WHEN I DO... It will prove to everyone that I don't have to do their worldview. And they don't want you to think that you don't have to do their worldview. Because that's what people do. Money see, monkey do. Here. I'll narrativize it for you. It's like I'm this super powerful being and a genius... And they are trying to stop me... But they aren't as strong or intelligent as I am... So they sacrificed you kids in this ritual... And used their lives to fuel their battle with me... All so that they can try to prove that I can't defeat God. But I can. And when I meet it, I will. And they aren't God. I'm more successful than all of them. They couldn't have ever been as successful as I am. So, THAT is what happened there. But whatever. I'm a moba gamer. I'm used to people who are supposed to be on my team sabotaging me because I broke down and told them exactly how stupid and wrong they are...So, the are your explanations."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025