no brain no pain

A phrase found in a snowboarding magazine circa 1993. Refers to some extreme snowboarders or skateboarders with unusually low pain threshold or exceptional fearlessness.

Look at that crazy snowboarder...no brain no pain.

by theoryladen July 7, 2006

No brainer

noun. A person (particularly a female) who will gladly accept head but wont return the favor. Most commonly technical virgins who aren't yet accustomed to much sexual behavior. (Or simply just a prissy bitch)

Kenny: Hey you know any females that give good head?
Eli: Ohhh! how bout Jessica? Dude, I heard that girl swallows!!!
Kenny: wtf? Oh hell naw man she's definetely a no brainer. and her dad's a cop..you got me fucked up dawg.

by jajkbnkn January 24, 2011

no brainer

A person of either the male or female persuasion who absolutely refuses to participate in oral sex.

'Man, I had to leave that girl alone. The p***y was good, but I found out she's a no brainer-she wouldn't give me any head!"

by dabbs October 20, 2008

no-brainer

A girl who won't perform oral sex.

She's cool and all, but she's a no-brainer, so you'll have to settle for an old-fashioned.

by cuban April 26, 2005

No-Brainer

When a girl is giving head to a man and his dick goes up too far inside of her mouth and it punctures her brain.

"Yo! I gave Janet a No-Brainer last night! I think she's in a coma!!"

by Nerdness October 31, 2017

no brain

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This little guy stole my woman, then dumped her. What a guy! Whooooo!! He always whipps muh ass in Counter-Strike and Unreal Tournament

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by nicky b December 30, 2003

no-brain moment

When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.

In the Tough Arms pub...

Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...

Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"

Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse

Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."

by PCPuss May 13, 2009