no dice

Meaning no way
or also meaning not a chance in hell

"Hold my baby while I fuck this bitch up"
"No dice"

by Chris Mah April 27, 2007

No dice

When you come up empty handed.

Did you find the last beer in the fridge?

Nope, no dice.

by Lloyd D. March 25, 2005

dice

Interjection.
Adjective

1. Used to congratulate
2. extremely impressive or attractive
3. very pleasant; splendid

Synonyms: Awesome, sweet, cool, nice etc.

Jim: Are you going to the concert this friday?
Steve: of course, bitch
Jim: dice!

Did you get into college?
Yes i will be attending MIT
...dice!

Woah, you have an iphone?
chyea bro
dice!.....tool

by Van MacDonald May 6, 2008

Dice

slang; another in a long list of synonyms for the male genitalia, specifically the testes or "balls".

Jason: Holy crap! Did you see that jogger tie his shoes? His daisy dukes were so short, when he bent over, his dice flopped out of his pant legs!

Vincent: I knew you were gay...

by Liquidcipher January 8, 2009

no dice

Used as an exclamation or description when an attempt to find the original source of an image fails, especially when that attempt involves removing a mask and performing a reverse image search.

'desert golf course with swimming pool' was no dice

posts picture of a covered image that has been partially restored using Photoshop no dice

by l81 June 12, 2020

no dice

to not go through with a deal; to reject an offer.

"Yo Chris I'll trade you him for him"
"That deal is pretty bad. No Dice"

by C Powell December 28, 2005

Dice

Company that can’t release games correctly on release. This company is owned by EA and that’s why it’s ass. They’re only good games are battlefield 3 and 4.

Holy shit this battlefield is ass, no wonder why EA owns Dice.
Friend: Just wait a year and it’ll be better.

by 32h June 27, 2019