Man nipples

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven

I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.

by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020

iron nipples

To be unaffected and outright dismissive of extremely cold weather

It's cold as all fuck today man but I tell you, that bitch Alessandra has iron nipples, the mud cunt is getting around in just heels, a mini skirt and jacket!

by Macktown July 18, 2018

ipod nipples

when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod.

"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've never noticed that before."

"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."

"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."

by Woobers June 9, 2009

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

by Orginox April 19, 2006

itchy nipples

the result of someone thinking about you while they're masturbating

I'm out of town for the weekend and I've got itchy nipples. My girlfriend must be thinking about me while touching herself

by Babygoosekins February 8, 2010

Sam Golbach’s Nipples

sam’s nipples are at least nob existing. with the size of at 1/2 a centimeter, i’ve had mosquito bites larger than them. we love you sam! and your tiny nips

sam golbach’s nipples are so tiny!

by sam’s nipples October 13, 2020

volcano nipples

Angry red sticky-outy nipples, much like a volcano.

I am not showering with Vlad again, dude has volcano nipples.

by Dee Buttersnapps January 10, 2011