Nintendonitis

The cramp you get in your hand from playing video games, especially between the thumb and forefinger.

I was winning blades of steel until my old Nintendonitis injury took me out.

by hkmtbr December 17, 2008

nintendonite

The mysterious element that all nintendo products except for the Nintendo Ds Lite and DSI and parts of the Wii are made of. This Element was discovered in an unknown location sometime before 1985 by poor asian techies. the reason nearly all nintendo systems were made of nintendonite was because NINTENDONITE IS THE STRONGEST PLASTIC PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!

Nintendonite is not represented on the Periodic Table of Elements because releasing the details of Nintendonite's atomic structure would enable Microsoft and Sony to use it as well. That, or it could just as easily be that Nintendo doesn't even know... they're so innocent...

My Gamecube fell out of the plane when we landed but it still works fine except for the "open disc tray" button, but that's okay because you can pry it open. (yes, even the Gamecube was made of nintendonite. and yes, it could survive something like that)

or: my town was invaded by zombies but i threw my original gameboy at them and it was heavy enough to kill them. then i played super mario bros for a few hours.

or: i accidentally dropped my Gameboy SP in the garbage disposal, but it was closed and the water was off and it's made of nintendonite, so it's okay.

by valentine99 February 24, 2009

Nintending

nintending |ninˈtend ing | adjective attrib. (of a person) planning or meaning to play nintendo.

"i am nintending to play goldeneye 64 later on tonight"

by Ofishial October 16, 2008

Nintendoafication

The belief that blowing something or hitting it will make it preform better.

"Jill smacked me in the back of the head for breaking her taillight, when I asked what was that for she said Nintendoafication"

by Villain blue bomb March 23, 2010

Nintengineering

The magical property of Nintendo products to be nearly indestructible by blunt force.

I dropped my Wiimote on my DS on it and they both went flying down the stairs and into a concrete wall. They had a couple scuffs, but because of the good Nintengineering, neither of them have any structural damage and still work perfectly.

by Sgt. Frootloop June 8, 2011

Genesis Does What Nintendon't

An advertising campaign created by SEGA in the early 90s to promote the Genesis against the NES.

You can't do this on Nintendo! Genesis Does What Nintendon't!

by Shrek the Justin March 25, 2023

nintendrone

A Nintendo fanboy, most play Nintendo all day, and some get in big wars with fans of other systems.
Many are smart and keep out of such Flame Wars, and just spend their time playing Nintendo games.
People differ, some may be rude, others not.

Rude Nintendrone: Hey A., there's a flamewar going on at this forum, wanna join?

Good Nintendrone: Please leave me alone, I have no time for such childish thing, I've almost beaten the new Metroid, that's important.

by Tole September 12, 2006