Ninja Poop

The act of pooping while having a conversation with someone on the phone

"My poop quickly turned into a ninja poop when my boss called."

by drewh762 October 14, 2011

Nincampoop

A person who has done something dumb. At that moment they are a "nincampoop"

Also can be used to just call someone a retard or dumb.

you can also be awarded nincampoop of the day.

(nin-cuhm-poop)

you just knocked over the bbq! you nincampoop!!!

jebbadieuh totally got nincampoop of the day for breaking the paddle...
on i know... that nincampoop

by pejooshkin September 26, 2007

nincanpoop

from the movie "Wind in the Willows". Often said by the character, Tode.
Used to call someone stupid or silly.

Tode: "they're all nincanpoops, everyone of them!"
Badger: "now, now, dont be mean"

What a nincanpoop, i cant believe she did that to me.

by I spell it as Haylie April 18, 2008

ninjapocalypse

When the world ends because ninjas decide to take it over. So only ninjas and their slaves will live in the new world and all of us are either slaves (us strong ones) or killed. Anyone who puts up a fight thinking thy can defeat the ninjas will be mistaken. No armies could defeat ninjas.

The ninjapocalypse is upon us.

by beattie April 11, 2005

ninjahoppin'

According to the legend on Andy. Ninjahoppin is the act of spying on people in your neighborhood at night while wearing black clothes. To catch them masturbating of having sex.

Andy and Scott went ninjahoppin' late at night to spy on some fools.

by guywargamer June 5, 2005

ninkapook

a woman you love dearly>>
a cute lil name for a girl u want to spend your life with <3

bae: “i love you ninkapook, you are so adorable”
me: “thanks love ☺️“

by hiswife>> June 7, 2023

Ninja Poop

When a person has to go to the bathroom to poop, although does so in such a short span of time that no one has time to notice

"Dude, I was in the middle of a meeting and felt something coming. I slipped out of the room, took a Ninja Poop, and was back before anyone even noticed I left."

by skeevemeister October 27, 2011