A phrase yelled by your sleeping boyfriend in the middle of the night before he slaps you around the face and lays back down in the bed.
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You take a parrot and place it on the womans shoulder, then while stood behind her shout 'Polly want a cracker?!' When she turns around to see what you are doing you bob down and lick her love tunnel without her expecting with such force and vigor she looses her footing twist her ankle and walks like she has a peg leg to the bed with a parrot still on her shoulder.
Friend: Why are you walking like a pirate?
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...
Girl: Oh, that's the result of a nuff buff piece of ass doing a Ninja Pirate on me...
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Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there.
It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.
It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.
Joe: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)
Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)
Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)
by Duo47 March 2, 2009
Get the shit ninja mug.Ninja Sex Party (NSP) is a band created by Danny Sexbang (Leigh Daniel Avidan) and Ninja Brian (Brian Wecht). They make music that usually involves Danny attempting to hit on women, but ultimately failing. While Danny's character is a self-centered douchebag, he is very nice in person. Brian's character is a murderous Ninja, but in real life he is a theoretical physicist.
Ninja Sex Party is also a part of another band called "Starbomb". Starbomb includes Danny, Brian, and Egoraptor. Starbomb's premise is to make songs about video game characters being put into adult situations.
Ninja Sex Party is also a part of another band called "Starbomb". Starbomb includes Danny, Brian, and Egoraptor. Starbomb's premise is to make songs about video game characters being put into adult situations.
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Get the Ninja Sex Party mug.The best LEGO franchise in existence, with a successful 15-wave-long LEGO set line and an equally successful 13-season-long TV show. The stars of the show? A team of ninjas with Avatar-like powers. Kai can bend fire, Cole can control earth, Jay can summon lightning, Zane can create ice, Nya can harness water and Lloyd can use energy, the most powerful element in existence. Led by Master Wu, they face many threats such as Lloyd’s evil father (who is also Wu’s brother), skeletons, snake people, stone warriors, The Overlord, Nindroids, a power stealing maniac, ghosts, sky pirates, an evil genie, time travelers, Lloyd’s evil princess girlfriend, dragon hunters, Oni demons, fire snakes, ice warriors, a cursed video game and most recently, an evil sorcerer
Ninjago is the best!
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