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Niagara Surprise

First, you jizz in a gatorade bottle for a month to save up a lot of old, smelly, crusty cum. Second, you fuck a girl from behind. When it's time to cum, you pull out the bottle with your juice and pour it allllll over your partner's back, making it like a cum waterfall (the "Niagara"). Third, when the partner turns around and yells "HOLY SHIT!" you bust in their eye (the "Surprise").
Bukkake's for amateurs; I pulled a Niagara Surprise on that bitch!
by CR3W-Gonzo March 9, 2009
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Niagra Falls

Niagara Falls is not spelled like this retards.

It's spelled N-I-A-G-A-R-A
Retarded Tourist: yes, I want to visit Niagra Falls, but I have to finish smoking my crack pipe first.

Me: Fuckin crack baby......
by Dr Funky September 4, 2008
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Niagara Falls of Shit

(n.) this is the result of either eating too much spicy food, having a flu, or getting anally penetrated too hard and/or rapidly. A massive eruption of defecation occurs where shit falls uncontrollably from the asshole. Anywhere from 6 to 65lbs of shit can leave the body.
After anally raping his boyfriend, Glenn pulled out his big jagged dick so fast from Tucker's ass, that Tucker experienced the Niagara Falls of Shit.
by jaaaraaaahhhhhhhhhddd August 27, 2009
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Niagara On The Lake

"Oh Henry, lets retire to Niagara on the Lake when we're 50 as it is a good place to die"
by Heat20 March 31, 2009
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Nigora

Nigora she’s that cute girl that every boy would want. Her beautiful eyes can make a guy instantly fall in love. Her smile makes your heart melt. She’s the kindest person you’ll ever meet(kinda) she’ll beat a bitch up if they bother you. She can fight. Most Nigora’s have brown hair and brown eyes. She’s a girl that can get any guy she wants. Overall she is a girl that’s very funny, and hot. She smells better than a bouquet of roses.
Guy 1: “I wish Nigora could give me head right now
Guy 2:”I need a wifey like Nigora”
by Maya george November 30, 2019
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Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls, NY is a shithole that for some reason everyone loves to call home. people that live there rarely actually go to the falls unless they work there. home of jonny flynn and paul harris. you haven't had a steak and cheese sub til you've been to viola's. collosso taco is a staple. third streets crazy.
" I'm from shitty Niagara Falls, not sure why but i love it..."
by p-tezz January 2, 2008
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Niagara Falls

Niagra Falls? NI-AG-RA-FAAALLLLLLLS!

Vaudeville routine made famous by the Three Stooges.
Slooooooowly I turned, step-by-step, inch-by-inch, and then I jumped on him, and I punched him an kicked him, till he was pissing blood, Aggggghhhhhhh!!!
by The Dodger January 8, 2005
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