Olivet Nazarene University

A little private christian college in some weird ass named town that starts with a B located an hour south of Chicago. Everyone tries to get married by sophomore year. Close to 90% of the people are sheltered and have never talked to the opposite sex so I guess it works out. All the women are naturally just thick as hell.

"Damn she already gettin married? Does she go to Olivet Nazarene University or something?"

by Humbledbeast52 March 19, 2017

Damn Near

Almost but not quite

I damn near cut off my finger.

by Claydaman April 13, 2011

nearhater

Nearhater is a tiktok user who dedicates an ungodly amount of their time to slandering the fictional character Nate River from the popular series Death Note. Their takes are very well thought out, and they have an amazing sense of humor.

I used to like near until nearhater opened my eyes to the truth.

by averagekurapikaenjoyer March 9, 2021

Near Bother

Irish colloquialism. Popularised by residents of the town of Trim, Co. Meath. No bother. To have no worries or problems about one's self

Felix: What's the formation?
T-Bo: Ahh, near bother to ya
Wiggles: wulla wulla wulla

by FelixInTheBigCity January 11, 2009

Nazariy

Flat out good looking.

whos the hot guy? probebly Nazariy

by hiiloveyoumore January 28, 2013

nearabout

near, nearly. Portmanteau of "near" and "about".

I was driving down in southern California, nearabout Calexico and the border. But that was nearabout a year ago.

by ThewQuey August 26, 2012

down nefarious

when someone is extremely distressingly horny

aiden: Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Jessica so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to class I get a massive fucking erection. My dreams are nothing but constant primal animalistic sex with Jessica. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those sperm should've been fertilized inside of Jessica's tight ass pussy. I want her to have my babies.
max: you down nefarious

by shaftscouter December 12, 2020