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chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’
It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023
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torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.
The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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kick you a new asshole

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)
"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole
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Tear a new asshole

To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.
To Tear a new asshole:

After a flute concert:
Mother, I tore them a new asshole!
by John Bent November 19, 2007
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Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.
When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.
by Yoni June 1, 2004
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ripped a new asshole

the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.
Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?

Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.
by LickNeandro December 26, 2011
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Tear a new asshole

To be extremely annoying to someone; to mistreat somebody to an extreme.
My boss is extremely demanding, he tear a new asshole to all his employees daily!
by Turro June 7, 2009
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