Ness

The absolute embodyment of not giving a fuck. Ness always brings new and crazy ideas. Fucking fabulous at hugging and is not a emotionaly defecit beta. Heterosexual but not afraid to try new things. Count on him to make jokes at the absolute worst time. Dont call him nestle crunch or he will want to rip you another asshole. Excellent roller. Super chill despite his shitty temper. Makes a lot of threats towards the safety of one's testicles. Otherwise, he's fine. Also always give him music playing privelages.

"Have you seen Ness? That bloke is chill."
"Pass the boof Ness"

by Shliplord November 23, 2021

Papa Nelson

A fat person usually a grandpapa to Bryan Nelson. Usually eats chili and beans. LOVES John Deere. Drives Tractors.

Papa Nelson: Bryan, get the tractor

Bryan Nelson: Hold on Papa Nelson i'll get the tractor running

Papa Nelson: bryan, ask Nana if she made chili or beans

Nana: oh yes bryan, i did

Bryan Nelson: oh u like cock in your mouth?

by Nana Nelson February 1, 2009

mr.nelson

A teacher who is bald with a casual real name.Mr.Nelson is a funny teacher but laughs at the wrong kind of jokes.Mr.Nelson will always be that cool and weird history or well any teacher you'll have.Mr.Nelson thinks he's cool when he really isn't. Since he's bald he gets called names that aren't funny by kids and tries to think of funny joke burns.
Mr. Nelson thinks he's the best.

Girl student:"Mr.Nelson always thinks he's all that!"

Other Girl Student:"That's Mr.Nelson for you!"

by -A in Mr.Nelsons class December 8, 2016

Rusty Nelson

The act of shitting on somebodys head and giving them a noogie

I met this girl last night and she begged me to give her a rusty nelson

by Herropeopls March 17, 2020

Nessreen

A very intellectual and independent woman who spends most of her time singing, reading or making weird faces. She loves to try new things and tends to have an adventurous side but at the same time loves to be cuddled up in bed sipping on some tea. She eyes as black as the night sky and a smile that has the potential to brighten up an entire room.

- Oh my God, I have never seen someone more beautiful. Do you know her name?
- Yes, that girl is called Nessreen.

by Hng August 10, 2015

Nick Nelson

if someone calls you their nick nelson that means you're their partner, a good one at that

(character from heartstopper)

Person: Do you wanna be my Nick Nelson
Other Person: Yes!!!

by Eoeosoeo May 14, 2022

nelson position

A sex position where a women sits on top of a man with her legs up. The man secures her legs so she can't close them. The women watches her pussy getting fucked and can't do anything about it.

The Nelson position is hot as fuck. Watching a helpless girl watch herself getting fucked! So hot!

by NikkiTay January 15, 2017