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Nemesis Law

When a person thinks a facetious statement is a genuine representation of a rival ideology due to their own limited worldview.

Named for the Greek figure Nemesis, who lured Narcissus to the pool where he drowned himself trying to be with his own reflection. A counter to Poe's Law.
Asshole: “Look! This gay person on Twitter says that straight people should be made into cat food! The gay agenda is real and violent!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Dude, they’re obviously joking. Calm down.”

Asshole: “…Well, how was I supposed to know? Maybe this person is joking, but most gays say things like this and they mean it!”

Reasonable Human Being: “Have you ever met a gay person? Or are you pulling some Nemesis Law bullshit?”
by halfsyproblems December 27, 2016
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Neenan

Neenan... the worst Highschool basketball coach in history. Most of his starters quit because they hate him. His nephew is treated like hes going to be the next Michael Jordan, but hes going nowhere. Neenan is an asshole most people more than dislike him. Hes a terrible role model.
Hey thered neenan
Let's go the other way
by Nick Gher November 21, 2019
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Fuck Nemesis

Like a fuck buddy except this person isn't your buddy in any way shape or form. You have nothing but contempt, loathing and disgust for each other as people. Yet you call them or receive a text from them every time you're lonely or they're horny and you get it on. There will be no talking, except to trade insults. You will have no need to discuss "keeping this a secret" as you're both too ashamed to reveal this to anyone.

Ex's, long term partners and co workers can all become Fuck Nemeses.
"Dear Diary,

I felt sad and lonely so I called Clive to come over and we had sex, after he called me a fat bitch. Oh, I need a boyfriend, not a fuck nemesis."

"Can't be bothered to try and pull or be nice to anyone. Time to call my fuck nemesis"
by MagickDio February 18, 2010
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Nemesia

Nemesia is a girl’s name, Nemesia is not a common name but they are an old Greek name translated to goddess of vengeance. They are nice, sweet, loving, special, loyal, clean, organized, beautiful, pretty, caring and amazing(and way more). They will be there for you through thick and thin. Even if you aren’t close to each other like you used to be, they will find ways to make sure that wherever your going, your safe. They will also find time just for you. They will talk to you no matter how long or how far away you are from each other. They will truly be your guardian angel from birth to death. They will love you no matter what you look like and they won’t stop loving you.. Nemesia’s are there for u no matter what and I love them❤️
Person 1: i met this amazing and special

Person 2: me too is her name nemesia
Person 1: Yea! I love her
by xoxolyt May 27, 2019
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A neenja

An all American white woman, with little to no geography skills practicing the art of secret neenja kicks, whilst watching netflix and putting on an Asian accent.
Me: What you up to?
Her: I am gonna chop chow down to China town. I am a neenja
by JissusMoel November 28, 2021
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Neener-neener

Childish taunt typically used to express that the taunter is getting away with a sleight against the tauntee in some manner.
Once Jeremy got in the car he rolled down the windows and showed Ron the candy bar he filched from his backpack and shouted 'neener-neener' while rolling away.
by Doctor Wombo November 19, 2015
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neena

Strong, independent, sexy, attractive woman who knows what she wants and how to get it.
Used by men, 'Sexy bitch neena' is not a derogatory term. A man who uses it is admitting that he is sexually attracted but probably not good enough for her; that he would feel vulnerable in her presence because he won't be able to control her. So there may be a tinge of resentment, especially when used by a woman to describe another because she cannot compete.
by angel135 February 6, 2010
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