Text Neglecter

One who neglects texts from another.

(Conversation over text)
Sam: Hey
Sam: Heyy :)
Sam: HEY! :D
*no reply
Sam: Wow, you're a real Text Neglecter

by 459437598437598435 May 23, 2011

benign neglect

A method of parenting school-age children in which you leave them the fuck alone unless they need you for something. The exact opposite of a helicopter parent.

I let my children work out their own disagreements unless they start hitting each other. I'm a big advocate of benign neglect.

by ViviWannabe May 27, 2016

Homo-Neglectus

A gay man(or woman)who is not mindful of his or her partner's needs. A selfish or thoughtless fag or dyke.

"My Boyfriend doesn't pay attention to me when we go out." "Can you say 'Homo-Neglectus?'"

by Brett March 26, 2004

neglectful MMORPGer

A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.

Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."

Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."

Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

neglector

neglector:
function: noun

one who is so caught up with their own shit (as if court proceedings are a legit excuse) that they fail to pay any attention to, or have a complete disregard for, how their actions (or lack thereof) affect others (primarily me). neglect usually stems from an indifference or habitual lack of consideration. neglector roles are common taken on by men.

ex. you’re a neglector deepi – you suck at keeping n in touch, no emails, no nothing.

by graciegirl September 22, 2005

Neglectard

A ruthlessly neglected person who tries hard to be cool but is not, mostly because of their slipshodness. Socially unacceptable in most circles. The Neglectard can be found trying to hang with various groups of popular people but is given little or no attention due to their oozing of utter remissness.

Lets stomp out every single neglectard so we can party!!

Scrondel is such a neglectard and he doesn't even realize it.

by Sean Sizemore SS!! May 12, 2010

child neglect mullet

A naturally forming mullet on a child due to the lack of regular hair cuts.

Hey look at the child neglect mullet on that toddler.

by Mullets inc. September 10, 2013