dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

special needs cannon

A technique honed by the ultimate retard, upon which you put 2 fingers on your forehead, and begin to charge your energy by screaming a random number (Like "107") and then firing a beam of pure chromosomial energy out of your fingers.

That tard is definitely gonna special needs cannon the next person to annoy him

by Bardootx3 May 9, 2018

He needs some milk

A phrase you say when somebody gets hurt/injured.

(Guy falls on his face)
You: He needs some milk!

by Dash180 April 3, 2016

Neeple

A word for "Nipple" with an accent. Used to make fun of or to use sarcasm with a person who has an accent with their speech.

My Neeples are so hard right now! It has to be less than 30 degrees in here!

by boondox13196 June 29, 2011

neesakenitis

the sudden urge to watch the blockbuster smash-hit film 'taken'. starring liam neeson

person 1: doing tonight lad?
person 2: probabably nothing, got the neesakenitis big-time.
person 1: the fuck are you talking about?
person 2: y'know that incredible urge you sometimes get to watch "taken"?
taken 1. oh sheeeeeit, i know what you mean. that film is so boss.
person 1. fuckin' A.

by Rorykdy July 28, 2011

Neeson

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Handsome, but doesn't know how handsome he really is. Every girl loves him, and every guy wants to be his best friend. If you managed to get a Neeson in your life, treat him right!

Girl: You are so handsome
Neeson: Nah

Walks away to help old lady cross the street.

by Tealfortytwo April 13, 2020

Neesha

A sexy girl, with unique personality, she is beautiful inside and out, very creative, and incredibly fun and wise.

She has a bad ass attitude, but soft on the inside. She got an banging body, and likes to speak her mind. Girls wanna be her, while Guys wanna have her.

Guy #1: I want to have Neesha kinda girl.

Guy #2: That girl Neesha is one of a kind.

by MIchelleTub October 6, 2021