Needler

One with a very thin penis; resembling a needle. The opposite of a chode.

Bryce we all know you have a needler.

by Bigest D October 7, 2008

Needler

To drink a pint or can of beer by placing it at the joint of the arm (where heroin users would put a needle) and with a clenched fist lifting the beer to the lips and downing it in one go. Also due to the inventors last name of Needham.

Oliver - Go on Tom give that beer the needler.

Tom - alright I'll needle one more!

by The Needham June 3, 2017

Neeblegrope

A dumbass who gives away money like it’s candy

Guy 1: You think I'm gonna give you handouts for free?

Guy 2: He be thinking you a neeblegrope!

by x7universe July 15, 2021

needler

Someone that is Geeky or a scammer Or both

"Hey bruh don't Trust that Needler! "

by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022

Teddy Needler

A male that is cursed with an incredibly small and thin manhood and the sex drive of viagra guinea pig, With a Beanie Babies and teddy fetish...

I found him filling the Beanie Babies I sleep with, the bloody Teddy Needler.

by Sunnydays45 June 9, 2011

Neibler

The act of tearing an ass muscle, when performing athletic manuvures when not properly stretched.

Fat people running in a race are lucky to pull a Neibler.

by bush69 May 30, 2010

needler

the pink stuff
that explodes
and
hurts
used mostly in halo
but may be found outside somewhere else
in the real world

Guy 1-hey dude whats u-wait. Whats that?
guy 2-its a needler
guy 1- u make it yourself?
guy 2-no dipshit i found it...fucking retard...
guy 1-say it to my face damnit
guy 2-ill say this
*pulls trigger*
*hundreds of pink needles come out*
guy 1-aaaaa my eye!

by 8108 June 25, 2005