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necrobestiality

mental problem that causes old men to bang a dead animal, such as a horse, cow, or walrus (poodles have especially tender meat, so dont do it too hard: also, make sure you hit the right hole)also see mung
I went out to the stable and saw my dad giving Bessie deep anal penetration. Then I joined in that mad hot necrobestiality.
by Felix deRoser July 26, 2008
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masochistic necrobeastipedophile

a person that gets off from pain inflicted by dead baby animals.
"I'm a masochistic necrobeastipedophile so hit me hard with that dead puppy as I touch myself."
by MandaARE January 6, 2009
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Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.
I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.
by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004
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supersadomasochistic necrobeastiality

having sex with a dead animal while you harm it and yourself.
"Supersadomasochistic necrobeastiality, it's when you get a hard on giving Lassie a fatality!"
by SSantos April 4, 2007
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necrobeastiafeleizum

someone who has sex with dead animals
necrobeastiafeleizum is a mix of necrofyliac and beastiality
by dora-explord-me February 23, 2011
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associational necrobeastiality

The act of having sex on top of a dead animal.
I'm into associational necrobeastiality; shake that bear mostly.
by Greg978 April 3, 2008
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NecroBeastoPhile

Someone who has sex with dead baby animals.

Necro=dead
Beast=Beastiality
Phile=Pedophile
Im gonna go to the pet cemetery and see if i can dig up some good NecroBeastoPhile action!
by NightBikerO7 December 30, 2008
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