necker

the art of slapping someone on the knape of their neck with the back of your hand. if done properly, it will sting and piss that person off.

Holy shit he just gave Brandon Wiggan a necker!

by Bobby Hoag September 23, 2008

neckered

Tired or exhausted. Likely derived from the slang "tuckered" as in the phrase "I'm plum tuckered out", however "neckered" can stand alone without the helping words "plum" and "out".

Been haulin' brush all day. Milked the cows. Plowed the fields. I'm feeling a bit neckered.

by Chad the Wolf October 2, 2006

Pecker-Necker

-Someone (i.e. a girl) that sucks a lot of dick

Jill is a complete pecker-necker and won't turn anyone down.

by sooper~dee~dooper February 15, 2009

Neckle Monster

A person who loves high grade weed and is constantly smoking it.

This cat bought 3 draws in the 2 days, he's a neckle monster!

by JB £! May 9, 2010

neckernomination

A game scouts play in which they nominate each other to post a photo of themselves wearing a scout scarf.

Scout 1 "I neckernomination Jason"
Jason "Fuck off you scout cunt"

by XS18megatrom81sx March 8, 2014

neckering

The act of doing something so awesome that it makes everybody else so jealous that they hate you for it.
Inspired from historical figure Jacques Necker who tried to solve all of frances problems but for kicked out of his job.

Stop neckering everything.

by NECKER WUZ HERE September 2, 2020

Pooper Necker

This unfortunate event occurs when you are giving a diarrhea-ridden toddler a shoulder ride. The results are epic and equally embarrassing, especially when in public.

"My toddler just exploded his bowels all over my neck during a shoulder ride. Maybe that was a bad decision... but it did get me out of a ticket... total Pooper Necker."

by snarftits September 17, 2014