Rectum? Damn near killed him!

Punch line to the joke listed below.

Made popular by a scene in the movie Black Sheep where Chris Farely's character is loudly heard telling the punchline. Abscence of the body of the joke in the movie led many to believe the joke did not really exist and there was only a punchline.

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horrible, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

Little Johnnie replied "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"

by JKKendrick December 26, 2009

Huh, neat

An expression used when something is mildly interesting enough to warrant a response, but not interesting enough to say anything of note or meaning.

"Hey did you see Zach's beard, it's growing in better than I thought it would."

"huh, neat."

by philbobaggins February 17, 2017

hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me

your mom

Jack : OMG! Guess who’s the hot local voluptuous thicc beautiful lovely delicious pretty fantastic amazing scrumptious fine sweet baddies near me?
Marvin : Who?
Jack : YOUR MOM !!

by ghostngoose February 3, 2022

Soft and Neat

Soft and Neat is a quote from the DanAndPhilCrafts video Potato Prints. It is used to describe how you stamp a potato print on an 8x4 sheet of paper, and it is also used to bring up Satan.

Now, don't forget Johnny, soft and neat, soft and neat, soft and neat

by ManlyOlPhan April 2, 2017

Neat

1. An expression that means something is wonderful, terrific, or cool.

2. A term for serving a spirit straight, in a glass without any ice or mixers.

3. To be clean, orderly and tidy.

1. That is a really neat car.

2. I like my whiskey neat.

3. James likes to keep a house very neat.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

In the near future

A phrase often described to something that will be done within a short time, the near. Nobody knows how long the near future is, its a mystery. It is often used to shut people the fuck up when they will ask when something will be done.

Sometime within the near future it will be done. Does that answer your question

by Ya Heeeeaarrrd July 13, 2018

Near

1. A preposition meaning close to or next to.

2. A character from Death Note.

Near is standing near Light.

by HelloItsMello February 7, 2013