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Neal has to get on his/her knees to keep his/her job. I cannot tell you what she/he will then do because she/he will do anything
Neal by derlin December 27, 2007
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To borrow something from someone and refuse to return it even if they know you have it. You can even send the original owner a photo of you with the item. Sometimes it can even turn into a game.
Person 1. Where did you get this cool skateboard?

Person 2. Oh I nealed it from that idiot David down the street. I am constantly nealing things from people. Haha.
Neal by Mutat October 27, 2015
A nigga with a huge dick if he's black he have big muscles and nice hair he often smells good and is very smart we neal is young he will be shorter then most of his friends but that will change when he gets around 15 years old
Neal da realist nigga ever follow me on Instagram at nailer_nsc
Neal by ABLACKIDIOT April 21, 2018
Small penis. Quite good in business. But ultimately just a tiny penis.
Is that a mangina or just a Neal?
Neal by Circleoftruth February 19, 2018
In the 80's tv series 'The Young Ones' a Character named Neal symbolized the pinnacle of a pacifistic no good hippie.
The other characters had none respect for him what so ever...

A 'Neal' is a weak, soft, pacifistic person, that you do not respect.
"Hahaha very funny, Neal!" - Rick Mayal
neal by Joram June 8, 2004
Someone that has no friends,depends on his parents to stand up for him, can't do anything for him self.Thinks everyone likes him and has no clue that he sucks as a human being.Talks about everyone else because he feels shitty about himself-Sad waste of life!
Person 1; I need some gas for my car! Can I borrow

$10.00?

Person 2; Quit being a "Neal" and get a job!

Person 1; Noone ever helps me out!!

Person 2; Thats because you have no friends, and besides

you're a "Neal"!
Neal by Not Neal's Mama December 29, 2009