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Nazareth Academy High School 

Come sell your soul to the best all girls Catholic high school in Philly! Naz is represented by our awesome mascot, the mutant panda that bas fangs because it's very scary and intimidating. Eat amazing cafeteria food! Marvel at the varying temperatures throughout the school-be freezing in one room and melting in the next! Come to the second floor to be haunted by nuns! In the music department, be gaslit or bribed into playing an instrument! Have fun in art class! Naz truly has it all!
Person 1: does that girl go to Nazareth Academy High School?
Person 2: yeah it's so much better than Villa

Nazareth Academy Preparatory School 

Cait Durkin is the hottest girl from NA and was the only good thing that mainline stuck-up bitch school got.
Philly cheesesteaks kick my ass.

Nazareth Academy 

The best school! Everyone who goes there will tell you they love it. Has a diverse community of students. Nazareth Academy is a family.
At Nazareth Academy everyday is a great day to be a roadrunner.
Nazareth Academy by 52888 November 7, 2021

Jake of Nazareth |1:46| 

Cool Myspace dude with gigantic 10" cock. Straight as an arrow and ready to rock.
Jake of Nazareth |1:46|: http://www.myspace.com/bigpentagram

cheeses of nazareth 

a funny way to make fun of that Jesus Christ guy. Because people don't like that dude anymore. It sounds like "jesus of nazareth." get it? It's funny. Jesus...what a stupid bastard. So he died for my sins...but then he got to come back to life 3 days later? What bull-shit. I know of plenty of people who died for better reasons than that...and they didn't get to come back to life 3 days later.
Cheeses of Nazareth...mmmm, sacrilicious

cheeses of nazareth 

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.
"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."