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Nature's Alarm Clock

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Noun. The act of awakening in absolute astonishment to yourself doing any of the following:

- wetting the bed, pretty much standard and definitely the most common of nature's alarm clocks.

- ejaculating, also known as nocturnal emmissions; most commonly found with young pubescent men who have not yet mastered the fine art of masturbation, or just weird fucks who don't masturbate for some god foresaken reason.

- shitting, definitely the rarest and most frightening of all of nature's alarm clocks. Don't ask me how this happens but rumor says that it is most commonly experienced in things called fraternity houses.
Young Man: "I just woke up and my weiner was glued to my leg, and I had this bizarre feeling of euphoria and relaxation."

Knowledgable Elder: "Oh, don't worry youngster, nothin' to fret about thats just Nature's Alarm Clock telling you its time to get up and apparently do some laundry."
by Brad Pinto February 5, 2006
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Person A-"Dude, I'm eating healthier, Im eating these new Nature's Valley Granola Bars!"
Person B-"Those are not that healthy, they are like the candy bar of health food...."
by Adheesive June 14, 2008
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Nature's Birth Control

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Anal Sex. The 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the butt. Do a girl in the ass and she won't get pregnant. Also known as "NBC"
Brian isn't ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using Nature's Birth Control and did her in the butt.
by Mile High Doctor November 12, 2012
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Nature's lubricant

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See sand.
A reference to the irritation caused having anal sex on the beach.
She learned the hard way that sand is nature's lubricant.
by mach schnell April 25, 2005
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Nature's thank you

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Some people ejaculate, others leave nature's thank you
Why are you complaining about the taste it was only Nature's thank you
by Toca'sMiracle May 6, 2009
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nature's sleeping pill

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Masturbation, for the purpose of facilitating falling asleep for the night. Applies to both males and females.
I was a bit restless after work, so I took nature's sleeping pill and afterwards quickly passed out for the night.
by vltava December 2, 2010
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Your natural hat; the hair on your head.
I'm really warm outside thanks to my nature's hat.
by Cole's Law January 3, 2015
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