National Grab-ass Day

On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass
Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby
by LuvScxrs August 29, 2019
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National ass slapping day

On the 6th of April every year you need to slap a girls ass to celebrate the holiday
Daam it’s national ass slapping day and that girl has a nice ass
by Yoboycam April 05, 2018
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Make sure to slap Bianca’s ass on April 13th
Omg today’s the day, national Bianca’s ass day!!
by Dreaplayaaa April 13, 2019
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NATIONAL EAT ASS DAY

April 23rd is national eat ass day... be sure to eat as much ass as possible in order to sustain a valuable reputation in your friend group. Make sure to get all nice with that that poop as well! Don’t be afraid of farts!
Bro I ate so much ass on national eat ass day! Might have contracted gohnarea in the process though!

Fuck you lucky bastard i only contracted aids
by Bigasseater April 21, 2018
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National Finger Ass Day

April 2nd is National Finger Ass Day
Are you ready to finger some ass on National Finger Ass Day?
by Kboyleswag April 02, 2016
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national ass grope day

The national holiday on April 12th when it is ok to grope someone's ass.
National ass grope day- national holiday when it is ok to grope some ass
by Americanholidays April 12, 2017
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National slap ass day

It’s on 8 FEBURARY 2018

Hey baby come here SLAP!
Hey baby come over here SLAP!!

Omg look at that fat arse Imma slap it
National slap ass day=slap girls arses on this day forward
by Daniel ufosos February 06, 2018
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