Noncident

The word used to describe a nonce like incident that has occurred in the claim of an accident, but is blaintly obvious it was intentional.

Jack noncidentally hit Lydia’s bum with a Rounders bat. John was annoyed and jealous so Jack claimed it was a Noncident.

by DatEngishLitGuy June 18, 2019

Capcident

When you don't realize caps lock is on and send someone a message

Bob: HEY WHATS UP
Bob: Sorry, that was a capcident
Mary: It's okay!

by TheSmurfinator January 13, 2011

nacient

Something ancient being reborn - deliberate misspelling of nascent.

I'm coming to you live from the 4chan /b/ board. Despite the tube colggage, nacient memes are flying fast and furious

by flamingbean March 7, 2009

Noncident

A word used to describe a nonce like accident that is clearly very purposeful

Jack's mum, Emma, messaged children under the age of 16 on Instagram, she claimed it was a noncident.

by DatEngrishLitGuy June 21, 2019

Nascimento

A term used to call someone stupid or a loser, but most commonly used to replace the word faggot when insulting someone.

"Hey Mark! Eat shit you Nascimento!"

by FriendlyShroomsBamboozler January 11, 2017

Noncident

A traffic jam that appears to be caused by a traffic incident, however when one reaches the end there is no evidence of any incident whatsoever.

I was stuck in a traffic jam for 10 minutes that turned out to be a noncident.

by TheHattie June 12, 2017

Nappcident

When you accidentally take a monstrous nap.

Ryan did zero work today because he had a nappcident.

by Vfromtheblock February 7, 2020