Give a kid named Dylan $10 day

The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man

by DoubleTroubleGaming February 28, 2020

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day

National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day is the day when you can stairban a furry that is named zirin.

"oh shit i just got stairbanned"
"haha it is National Stairban A Furry Named Zirin Day"
"I'm not named zirin and I'm not a furry"
"oh"

by \\\/\ October 26, 2020

National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

National kiss a girl named Marnie day

Kiss any girl named Marnie.

I love Marnie, she's an angel I should kiss her on National kiss a girl named Marnie day

by Cutiegirl1138 June 1, 2023

Punch a person named Landon day

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can

Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

by Sentient Saltine Cracker January 10, 2024

Make fun of people named Justin day

A day to make jokes about people named Justin
April 20th - May 20th

A person named Justin - Hello There
Other Person - you were "just-in" time
Another Joke Strikes during Make fun of people named Justin day

by NameNameJustin April 13, 2023

National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day

April 19 is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day. This is celebrated by giving Ashley snacks, hugs, and other things to show your appreciation to her.

Person 1: "You're so dumb!"
Ashley: "Today is National Be Nice to a Person Named Ashley Day, you can't call me dumb!"
Person 1: "Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Here, take some chips."

by calliel41 May 13, 2022