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Rufus-The Naked Mole Rat 

Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!
I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket

What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
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Colby (naked mole rat)

colby is a gay ass, sped asd, nigga bitch ass, Jimmy nutron lookin head ass, 2 finger bichass, hit by a train add nigga.

riding the naked mole rat 

The intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner orgasm. This term is not confined only to the elderly population as younger people are suspect as well.
Man, Hunter wanted to make his and Krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat. Poor guy ended up in the hospital because of it.

ugly naked mole rat 

what you and ur bff call each other

naked mole rats 

A)Former Republican and conservative president of the United States. The first president to invade Iraq in the early 1990s. Failed in his attempt to capture the incarnation of evil, Geaorge W. Bush. (I mean Saddam Hussein).

B)Some really strange rodent I saw in a zoo once

naked molerat 

Somebody who has the complusion to defecate in the nude.
Ryan is a total naked molerat! I walked in on him in the bathroom and he wasn't wearing any clothes!
naked molerat by chupacabra1998 April 30, 2010

naked molerat 

Term used to describe a fully shaved vagina.
Girl one: You ready for your big date tonight?
Girl two: Yeah, I beze sporting a naked molerat.
naked molerat by 4evabig March 16, 2008