Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.

Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)

by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

your dad

he’s gone

your dad left ok?

by Ifufkfidkee January 9, 2020

your dad

The one who i rape i night

Your dad was excellente last night!

by John Goo January 27, 2003

Your Dad

A really retarded response to the also retarted comment, your mom.

Jack:Your mom
John Jacob Jingle Heimer Shit:Your DAD
Jack: Ya, I ain't to fond of my dad either

by rekcuf October 26, 2005

Your Dad

A term for a boss, or another authority figure who is disliked.

Why did your dad make me do that?

Because he's your dad!

by PGA Dude March 12, 2010

your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.

yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!

by matt November 13, 2003