noob school bus

The n00b school bus (or noob school bus) is something that whining people who suck (often called noobs or n00bs, sometimes nubs or scrubs) tend to ride when they get OWNED or PWNED at video games, usually Counter-Strike.

Quake announcer: Headshot!
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.

Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.

by ArcticWarfare April 30, 2006

noob saibot

A really dark and mysterious warrior from Mortal Kombat series of games. He looks almost like a shadow, you could say. Dark, but if you look closely you'll notice he's yet ANOTHER palette-swapped ninja. His name is derived from the programmers of MK, John Tobias and Ed Boon. Tobias Boon: Noob Saibot. Games he's appeared in include Mortal Kombat 2, Mortal Kombat 3(I think), Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, Mortal Kombat Trilogy, Mortal Kombat 4, Mortal Kombat Gold and hopefully Mortal Kombat: Deception.

I hope Noob Saibot appears in Deception.

by horror_blood June 29, 2004

noob strafe

A noob who is new to strafing (commonly in an FPS) and usually bumps into walls or falls off the platform while trying to dodge shots from their opponent. Pretty funny to watch.

The noob thought he was hot shit with his noob strafe...that is until he fell of the platform into the abyss.

The noob strafe led him running into the wall giving me an opprotune chance to kill him.

by flabby---- May 25, 2006

noob stalker

1. A weido / extremely uncool person who consistantly likes and comments on all or majority of your facebook photos or posts when you clearly don't want them to.

Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!

xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this

xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX

Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!

by lolwtfjulia October 7, 2011

noob stick

The auto shotty in counterstrike.

wow that ogl scrub is using the noob stick.

by chuck January 6, 2004

noob salad

A counter strike player who pwns on a n00bsalad.net server.

I talked to a noob salad player last night and he was powning me to death.

by OttoBohn January 17, 2008

noob stick

An unfair weapon, normally one that kills in one strike.

The auto shotty in CS, the plasma sword/ rocket launcher in Halo

Player 1: Haha! You just got pwnt!!
Player 2: Yeah, well the fr00b was using a noob stick.

by Laguna L September 30, 2005